Uploaded 2018-06-08 03:53:20+00:00 | Archived 2025-09-17 21:33:47+00:00
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Josh destroys a Blue Apron meal at +50dB (if it's too loud you're too old)
SALMON: melt Tony's infused mayonnaise in dirty pan on high, coat salmon filet with Tony's & fry skin side up 3 minutes, flip and coat cooked side with Head County Chipotle Barbecue Sauce fry skin side down for 3 minutes, flip again, coat skin side with Head County Chipotle Barbecue Sauce continue flipping & frying 'till sugars in the sauce are carbonized & fish is cooked realistically enough (about 10 minutes)
BISCUITS: with the pan still on high add more mayonnaise till boiling, "toast" halved biscuits in the boiling mayo & salmon remnants, top w/ pickle relish
VEGETABLES: just move them around the hot filthy pan 'till well wilted, who cares